exhaustion event horizon

n. the moment, typically with a toddler or small child, where all manic energy has been expended and seconds remain before a tantrum or nap occurs

Kid: "No thank you. I'm too tired for candy."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."

by FoxHart October 21, 2010

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exhaustive diarrhea

literally shitting yourself to death.

- She was sitting on the toilet with explosive diarrhea. Ten minutes later, she died, still on the toilet.

- "Dude i drank water polluted to coliform bacteria and experienced the worst case of exhaustive diarrhea ever."

by Spoff03 August 18, 2011

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Exhaustard

That mode where you do silly things because you are really tired.

"Did you hear Eric fell asleep at the wheel and ran into Mike's new car? What an exhaustard!"

by nipplecheese November 2, 2011

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exhaustigen

Sleeping next to a woolly mammoth and you breath their exhalation! Amazingly sexy time that takes your breath away and your unable to sleep!

Jeremy quit being a woolly mammoth! Your exhaustigen is keeping me awake.

The other day at work I let out a bunch of exhaustigen from my ass and suffocated my co-workers. Hell yeah Jeremy! That's how you take care of the pot heads! Burned them to hell with your exhaustigen!

by Barred Owl November 13, 2012

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Exhaustipated

Noun, When someone or somebody is too tired to give a shit.

*After a long night of heavy drinking*
Jimmy: "Dude, James, Your car is gone! Somebody must've stolen it while we were in the bar!"
James: "I'll call Allstate in the morning - I'm far too exhaustipated."

by MondayGaming November 27, 2012

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