Acception erection

when you get aroused by a girl saying "yes" to a date.

"Dude, I asked this one girl out last night, and when she said yes i got a total acception erection"

"Sweet"

by Kbobopierre May 3, 2009

sectional erection

state when only half of the penis becomes hard, preferably the middle half

She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.

by a&w May 12, 2006

presidential erection

When u get a boner while doing an activity that has absolutly nothing with sex.

holy crap i was watching x men and i got a "presidential erection"
It sucked because then my girlfriend gave me an Indian chicken rash.

by 123fucknut March 10, 2009

The Cheatwood Erection

The most advanced stage of erections. The stiffest and hardest to be exact. Only during a heighten stage of a fully developed erection will The Cheatwood Erection be reached.

How hot was that girl you fucked last night?

Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.

by Tent Condom September 25, 2008

Rogue erection

An extremely uncomfortable and untimely erection, usually occuring just before one is about to stand up. Makes abrupt trasitions from a seated position to walking almost impossible.

"I was already late to work but a rogue erection I experienced as I was pulling in the parking lot cost me my job."

by R.H. Sweaters November 14, 2009

Erection Connection

when you notice someone staring at you from across the room whom most likely has a boner from your attractiveness.

"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."

"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"

by Haylst0rm June 17, 2013

Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.

John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.

by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014