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dirty elmer

When your upset your girl denies sex so you cum on her eyes when she's sleeping and she has a hard time opening them in the morning.
My wife said I won't get any for a week so I gave her a dirty elmer.
by Prof_X May 3, 2017
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Elmhurst, Illinois

Town right outside of Chicago, Illinois. Filled with rich white kids...and more rich white kids, with the occasional racially diverse person thrown in there.

Know for it's heroin problem, highschool cross country team, incredibly slutty girls, preppy "jocks", and the fact that everyone there thinks they're ghetto. Which they aren't.

Also, one of those towns where if you don't get out soon enough, you won't get out at all. It'll suck you right back in Seems nice on the surface, but in truth, everyone hates it.

If you're there now, GET OUT, or have fun living a life of being a stepford wife, classic working husband, or a whiny, bitchy teenager.
Loser Jock 1:Dude! My mom bought a $60 fish for our koi pond!

Loser Jock 2: Yo nigz, thats the whitest thing I ain't never heard!

Loser jock 1: You're not black...this is Elmhurst, Illinois....

Loser Jock 2: Yes I is nigga!

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by Helpthissucks February 20, 2011
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Elmwood Park

the best town ever. the school is currupt, but it looks nice. the administraters are crazy. kids drop out everyday. everyone smokes everything and we even got a few crack heads. day and day more people get arrested for somthing. nothing ever changes. the bigges news in town is the re-ups.
we've got a spot everywhere to blaze a blizzy, light up an L. we got the couches, the tresel, pick-it spot, me crib and madd otha places. and every one in town knows and hates beatle juice(the ugliest girl in school).all and all elmwood park is a chill town.
by james amerson November 25, 2007
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elminster

The most powerful wizard in the realm of Toril (from the forgotten realms series (dungeons and dragons spinoff)) He was the first forgotten realms character ever written about by Ed Greenwood.

He is allied with many a powerful characters in the realm: The Seven sisters, Khelbun arunsun, many other.
He is a chosen of Mystra (goddess of magic).
He was born with magic detection, and truesight.

He is unbeatable, totally and utterly.

Elminster Aumar, remember the name
"Elminster is a god among men."
"He made love to mystra!"
"And he's so modest"
by petrepete September 20, 2006
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Tickle Me Elmo

A strange, furry toy that seems to shake in sexual ecstacy whenever tickled by young children.
The school used Tickle Me Elmo in its sexual education class.
by S. Sutton March 21, 2005
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elmo cometh

One who is very poor in bed and or constantly prematurely ejaculates during sex
Billy Bob is such an elmo cometh when he's drunk.
by Bombsauce June 14, 2008
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Elmo

A fury red beast that looks like your mom. Also known as a brainwasher because he brainwashes little kids. Elmo has a HORRIBLE hairline. He is very funny and weighs 69 pounds.
He has a Elmo hairline!
by Bsnabsbsn February 21, 2017
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