by JackinOffSquares December 08, 2021
A slang term to describe anal missionary, which is the act of engaging in anal sex while maintaining the missionary position. It is considered the only pure way to enjoy in premarital sex as a Christian couple.
Boyfriend: We can’t have sex yet! We’re not even married.
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!
by Order 65 June 19, 2021
Easter Basket - verb - Engl
-to stick it in her vajayjay
-other sexual jokes that don't really seem like decent jokes to Matt, but are good jokes according to Aimee
-to stick it in her vajayjay
-other sexual jokes that don't really seem like decent jokes to Matt, but are good jokes according to Aimee
It was Easter weekend, and while all of his roommates were away, she came over and gave her an Easter Basket + :sexual hip thrusting movent at the air: ;-)
by tallyhallic April 07, 2009
The act of sexually penetrating your partner with her/his legs crossed indian-style and pulled up to their chest when lying on their back.
1) That gymnast that I got with last year was killer at the easter basket.
2) After the egg hunt, let's go 'stuff your basket'.
2) After the egg hunt, let's go 'stuff your basket'.
by BeeOverl0rd April 09, 2011
Hym "I mean you could have put an Easter egg that at least alluded to the fact that I (at the very least) wrote the 'blueprint'."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
a cojoined effort of a group of large men who put their dino eggs into the hands of eachother and caress while slowly humming the beat of their favorite r & b joints.
by yancy December 08, 2006
Someone who worships on Easter. The people who worship on Easter are usually understood to be Christian, because Easter is the most important holiday for Christians, but other groups worship on or around Easter, as the Vernal Equinox is a common time for religious rituals.
by billyfalconer May 18, 2019