duke muffin

a female bent over with her muff poking out the back

"Dude did you see Megan Fox's duke muffin poking out?"

by GRANDDADDY JA September 9, 2009

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Duke Hood

Calum Hood's dog. He is a rescue and a mixed breed. Calum describes Duke as a baby grandpa, older than he looks.

Girl 1: I love Duke!
Girl 2: Duke who?
Girl 1: Calum's dog, Duke Hood.

by Stream Babycalon March 28, 2020

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duke boys

Ghetto term for Police Officers.

Be careful, cuh, the Duke Boys are out.

by AAHZ the Elder August 3, 2017

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Duke of Argyle's

Cockney Rhyming slang for particularly painful piles.

Mum - Hiya son, did you enjoy your curry last night?

Son - Yes but now my Duke of Argyle's are in a right bloody state!

by blurtworth January 7, 2011

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Floor Duke

The act of a pooping on the floor intentionally or unintentionally.

Mike: Did you see Sean at that party last night?
John: Yeah, after some Taco Bell and vodka he took a massive floor duke in the middle of the hallway.

by ST1NGER11 April 14, 2021

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When at a house party, Hiding the Duke is when you take a crap in the home owner's drawer, closet, or somewhere they won't look. Eventually the whole house will smell, but they'll be clueless as to what is causing the stench!

Duuuude! I left a huge duke in Leroy's drawer at the party last night!

by Poopsy July 5, 2003

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