swamp donk diddler

A man who diddles the swamp donk, more than once a month

"that guy is a real swamp donk diddler"
"oh yeah, he loves the swamp donk"

by randy beleza February 7, 2010

Diddles

The name given to one who fingers the female genitalia.

Did you here Jim fingered Sally?

Yeah Diddles is at it again.

by Mike Huntson March 26, 2010

Diddler

The sphinx of pedophiles.

"Answer me these questions three. Question the first: Will I diddle you? Questions two and three: refer to question one."

-The Diddler

by Sexual Waterslide April 13, 2009

Diddle the pooter

1)A form of playing with the anatomy of a vagina that arouses sensual and sexual feelings and pleasures.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.

1)"So I took her home and diddled her pooter but I didn't make it to home plate."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."

by Bird Dog December 11, 2006

diddle fuck

verb. To fuck around, to get nothing accomplished or take an unreasonably long time to get something done.

When the light turned green, the drivers in front of Mike played diddle fuck, and he was unable to get through before it turned red again.

by dont diddle-fuck in traffic December 30, 2007

diddle

The rebounding of a drumstick so that two notes are played in succession, usually at the same dynamic, to generate a faster way of playing strokes.

You can't play a drum roll without knowing how to diddle.

by r0x0rw00t June 30, 2005

Dudders

A relationship that moves so slow, it virtually goes backwards.

Oi, when do you reckon they'll actually go on a date?" "They never will, he's doin a dudders."

by Me2278 April 14, 2011