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Discord Mitten

Normally referred to as "mitten" is someone you've met on discord and engages in the act of playing video games with another person.

It derived from the associated term "discord kitten" which is highly regarded as obscene with the users of Discord. A different word was created to distinctively separate both meanings with clear indication to which group it belonged to.
"Where the mittens at?"
"Do you have a Discord Mitten?"
"Hey guys, meet my new mitten."
"Look at that dude. He clearly has no mittens"
by DaDiscordMod April 30, 2023
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Discord

A chatting platform in use mostly by Salty 7 year olds who say they are 18.
A site where 99% of the children who use it don't even meet the minimum requirement of 13.
Most of the original users have left due to the bullshit it holds.
11 Year old: Hey do you use Discord.
6 Year old: No, (Goes home to ask their Karen) Hey, Karen Whats Discord.
Karen: I don't care, do what you like.

(The kid joins, and skips the Ts&Cs.)
Discord: Are you over 13?
Kid: Yes.
by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 3, 2020
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Discord Mod

Another word for a loser and pedo. They’re usually 21-40 years old and are 9/10 either anorexic skinny or 20-100kg overweight. In real life they’re super quiet and they probably dress alt or wear 10 dollar anime shirts from target. They usually rock a neck beard, a face so oily you could fill up your gas tank ,a fedora from good will, and a double chin. They also smell like a mix of hotdog water and cat piss.They live with their parents and usually work at McDonald’s but spend all of their income on their cruchy roll subscription, BTS albums, only fans subscriptions, and streamer donations. They probably have a 13 year old child as their “kitten” (girlfriend) and unironically believe that the age of consent should be 13 years old. They also have a strong Asian fetish or a weird thing for young-looking petite celebrities. They’re also either a nazi level homophobic straight or a Marxist/Stalinist blue-haired member of the LGBT. They also use the n word unironically even though a lot of them are extremely socially liberal.
Discord mods are cringe and you can’t change my mind
by Chad Chett November 22, 2021
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Discordsexual

Literally people thinking of random sexualities and thinking they should be valid.
Person 1 : I am discordsexual!
Person 2 : its an app and should never EVER be valid.
by Kamii_Eats_Oreos December 26, 2021
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Laughability Discord Server

A server filled with blue names and weird people, even though the admins and artists are pretty cool
Man i wish I wasn't a blue name in the Laughability Discord Server so that I can have image perms
by soy saace January 16, 2021
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Discord

A platform that sells/logs data harder than facebook does
Hey wanna come on discord tonight?
No they sell data
by Tada69 April 24, 2019
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discordia

Discordia means discord in Latin and is also the Roman name for the goddess of chaos, strife, and discord (hence the name) She is also known as Eris or Strife and originated from Greek mythology.
Discordia will you come over here and help me?
by Death-Life August 14, 2017
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