disaster boner

The excitement caused by witnessing something that is actually terrible

I got a total disaster boner from seeing the most fantastic car wreck on the way to work.

Did you see that hospital blown away by that tornado?
Yeah, totally gave me a disaster boner

by yaboytofu November 11, 2015

Disaster Moon

means South Korea President Moon Jae In

"Ughhhh Disaster Moon always makes me sick. All he does is speak on behalf of Kim Jong Un."
"What a spokesman!"
"On top of that, he's a total commie. Read his books he wrote."

by ㅅㅇddddfsfWWW June 7, 2020

Disasterocks

A cool ginger guy who uses the internet. Most people see him as an idiot, yet he is one of the hottest guys in your area.

Wow! He's just like disasterocks!

by MucusLukas December 18, 2022

Disasterbate

The act of masturbating during a natural disaster.

Instead of panicking during the earthquake, Billy just disasterbated.

by aarby March 7, 2010

disastrophe

A situation so hideous that it exceeds the definitions of both "disaster" and "catastrophe", thereby necessitating the use of a hybrid.

Sara: How was that new hair place?

Nico: It was a total disastrophe - the guy wanted to give me an ironic perm. Ugh, Williamsburg.

by nwags December 19, 2011

Disasteroid

An asteroid large enough to destroy some or all life on earth, were it to actually *hit* the earth.

We just had a near miss, a disasteroid bigger than the one that killed the dinosaurs passed between the earth and the moon yesterday!

by Jerome March 18, 2004

Disastatastrophe

Pronounced dizástá tástrəfee

Cleverly put together words Disaster and Catastrophe.

1.) A situation which may be called a disaster or catastrophe or even worse, both.

Original Source - Said by "Ted Bear" in one of Cyanide and Happiness' YouTube videos.

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-Example-
Ted Bear - "Here's the scenario, you're on an international flight and the best has gone dodgy. Perhaps a albatross with poor eyesight has confused your plane engine for a mate and smacks right into it! Muckin' up your one snug commute to a spiraling disastatastrophe.

by SantaGuyDudePerson December 26, 2011