whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

Bubble Diarrhea

A term often used by your wise old uncle, sometimes drunk, used to describe a fart followed by a large quantity of diarrhea with its surface tension stretched until it pops, leading to a change of underwear.

Similar in nature to explosive diarrhea

Oh shit Bob, I just fart gambled and lost to a spurt of bubble diarrhea

by Fart Gambler November 17, 2019

Implosive Diarrhea

Taking a shit with such velocity that it creates a vacuum of space in your body that sucks the fecal matter back inside of you.

He pushed with such force that the diarrhea had became Implosive Diarrhea and flowed back into the comfort of it's dwelling before being released once more.

by Vonvanvon January 31, 2023

poopy bum bum booty diarheea face

DUH its poop coming from a bum bum booty and having diarhhea, but when u say face, it means the person u said it to looks like poopy bum bum booty having diarheea

in example for poopy bum bum booty diarheea face

me: HEY POOPY BUM BUM DIARHEEA FACE
friend: *LAUGHS* funny lol.

by vincent poopy funny orangepeel January 18, 2022

Diarrhea

Poopy shooting out of the butt at high velocities in a liquid state. Smells too

When you're playing with you monkey and you feel something funny, Diarrhea!

by CommunistWithAGun January 1, 2004

explosive diarrhea

A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.

It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.

Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.

Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea

by Nettled October 11, 2003

Jetpack Diarrhea

Diarrhea that creates a significant upward force on your rectum, propelling you off the toilet seat and into a whole new world. Learning to harness your power into controlled flying takes practice and shit. Afterwards you'll be quite pooped.

-Heard you were pretty sick last night.

-Yeah..it was pretty bad. I had jetpack diarrhea. One moment I was reading popsci, and the next I was stuck in the neighbors tree. It was pretty crappy.

by CIPACS November 16, 2010