suicide dj diddle

The female act of mastrbation imitating a turn-table scratch. Once reaching climax they call their parents in. And try to squirt farther then a a camel can spit before her parents enter her room.

I did a suicide dj diddle last night and now my parents are taking me to a therapist.

by The dog diddler December 5, 2021

Ass Over Diddleberry

A saying, possibly from Georgia or nowhere, that expresses being completely blown off your feet, thus making your ass go over your diddleberry. Or whatever you imagine a diddleberry to be.

Person A: That Target Pizza made me go ass over diddleberry!
Person B: What? Diddle-what? That's not even a thing.
Person A: Yes it is! Everyone I know knows what it means.
Person B: I just Googled it and there's zero results.
Person A: *laughs maniacally*

by TheCatKingAndI September 26, 2022

Diddle-Daddle

Wasting time, or trying to delay something.

He always tended to diddle-daddle when he didn't want to leave the house.

by Commander fox. October 15, 2020

Diddlecock powder

Nickname for Texas's government issued snow.

Hey guys, wanna go snort some lines of Diddlecock powder?? It'll be fun, trust me!

Guy1: "How did you learn about Diddlecock powder?"
Guy2: "Oh, from Everskies! That place is full of Diddlecock lovers.

by Just an average Everskies User June 14, 2021

Polter Diddle

To be sexually assaulted by a ghost.

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?

by Giovanni Mann June 10, 2009

fiddler diddler

A child molestor.

See that guy on the news who raped that boy or girl ? He's a fiddler diddler.

by roadrunner71 June 13, 2016

diddley fuzz

The police, the po po, the cops, the 5-0,

"Yo that diddley fuzz was trippin' when he saw me ballin' and blazin' in the '64.

by Andrew Eaton November 7, 2006