deflex

To scare a girl a way, it's root is the word deflect.

Most of the time it happens because you are fat/ugly and she doesn't even want to converse with you. It can also happen just by being rude.

I met this hot chick and she saw me and I deflex'ed her. :(

OMG she is so hot, she would deflex me in a second!

by Rich J. May 20, 2006

deflecting

What people do when they are afraid that people will judge them.
They pretend to be someone they're not so when people don't like them it doesn't bother them because, hey, it's not them.

a lot of mean people are just deflecting.

by Dummythicc May 3, 2020

define

To explain the maening of

"I see, so you're defining define"

by jiexi December 8, 2003

cock deflector

A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.

Man, that is bitch needs to get off my ass. What a fuckin cock deflector.

by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004

UD Word Definer

In most cases, a single, lonely person desperately seeking attention and "internet reassurance." These people are so close to the bottem of the barrel of self esteem, that truely, writing unoriginal and hardly creative definitions for words or phrases - or making new words to define - helps them cope with their daily routine of social awkwardness and unacceptance.

More experienced UD Word Definers, will amend their definitions with stereotypical humor and/or try to use reverse pyscology by mentioning how "this definition will receive thumbs down for truthfullness" or "if this doesn't describe you, how come you're giving it a thumbs down right now?" (I.E. Urban Dictionary Loser)

The majority of words that would actually require a person to use urbandictionary as a source for information are by and large defined. Yet you people stop at nothing to make an internet name for yourself with your "TEH WITTY URB DEF YO!"

And no, I don't feel I'm even being remotely original with this definition. I, as a web surfing loser (thanks to my job), have read about 5 minutes of this website, and would much rather have a raging, drunk, shit-covered bum, rape me to death and skull fuck my corpse until the end of eternity, then to read anymore of these god-awful attempts at humor/originalism.

Social outcast John, contemplating a mass homicide at his nearby school while disillusioned with his daily buffet of video games and internet surfing, stumbled upon Urban Dictionary, and was reassured that his life had new found meaning, as he now had perhaps a chance to fit in with other rejects across the world! Maybe, just maybe, John had a chance to become an UD Word Definer, and perhaps even get the coveted Word of the Day honor!!

by I'mAboveYou July 1, 2009

Define Irony

A statement uttered after the revelation of an exceedingly ironic fact. (Based on Steve Buscemi's statement in Con Air, "Define Irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

Person 1: Dude, did you hear DJ AM died of a drug overdose?
Person 2: No! Thats crazy!
Person 1: Yeah, and he had just signed a contract with MTV to host a reality show doing interventions for teenagers with drug problems, showing how people can turn their lives around.
Person 2: Wow. Define Irony.

by tbagginsworth August 28, 2009

DefLeppard

When a guy's dong looks like a donut, more specifically a Canadian Maple.

-Did you screw that guy last night?

-Oh no dude, he was a total DefLeppard

by Jakrab July 27, 2009