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stay of defecation

The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.
I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.
by GEGuru March 8, 2011
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Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.
Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.
by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018
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concensual deficator

Someone willing to be involved in pooping on another human being, or being pooped on by another human being, while first asking their permission.
The date did not go well. He asked that I take a crap on his chest. I specifically listed on my profile "Not into concensual deficator's" but apparently that wasn't clear enough. Next time, I will just write "Don't poop on me".
by MuShuGiPan July 25, 2010
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self-deficate

Using Insults and Demeaning Terms to define yourself, in an attempt to either make others feel sorry for you, or make yourself a target of their anger.

Basically>Verbally Shitting On Ones Self.

Self-Defication is usually over the top and vastly overkill. Sometimes people with Schizophrenia and bi-polar disorders are prone to this. Note Also Drug addicts are to prone to it.
#1 " You Fucking suck #2, fucking dick"

#2 " Yeah That's Right, I'm A DICK! I Suck yup, suck suck suck huge dick!... I'll go to Mexico and go blow one now! Cya." *door slams behind #2*

#3" What Was That?"
#1" That There is a self-deficate, in active form you'd call it self-defication, basically #2 is going for pity and a nice self-hate session, as most of Emo kind cannot stand being happy"

(Note: the overblown retort and return self-insulting are greater than the initial insult. this signifies a Self-Defication)
by BatFudge January 10, 2013
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defatafier

someone (tina) who has defatafied another person (me....)
tina making me skinny.....i still think i'm fat
by mike ward November 10, 2003
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defracated

the act of having sex in a blunt or obscure manner, usually resulting in making the recieving partner feel ashamed
I defracated the shit outta that fat girl, i dont think shell hit on me at the bar anymore.
by sugrshan3 January 2, 2010
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Nice way of saying "shitting in one's pants"
If you starve yourself one day and have a big meal the next, chances are you'll have a defecatory episode under cloth soon.
by pentozali June 5, 2013
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