dicklessdickhead

A person previously thought of as a dickhead with the added feature of having no dick or penis literally or figuratively.

That dicklessdickhead Kelly has smoked up all the crystal meth.

by creper December 4, 2010

Dicklexic

When a guy is making obvious passes at you and you’re oblivious to it

“I asked you out, and you thought we were going on a date as friends?”
“I can’t help it! You know im dicklexic”

by trulywildbrunette December 11, 2018

dickled

to be tickled tickled with a dick penis for another's entertaimment, or there sexual gratification, or your own sexual gratification

it's all fun and games, until you wake up in a gaol cell being dickled

by tocts September 5, 2019

dickless wonders

Singular. One who possesses the qualities of complete douchebaggary. Usually associated or aimed at pledges or GDI's.

Look at this pledge fuck he is acting like a dickless wonders.

Hey brother, this Sig Ep didn't finish his beer, what a dickless wonders.

by TXSIG January 13, 2009

dickless weener

A makeshift retort featured in an email on madox's hatemail page that begs the question, how could you be abscent of the thing that you physically are? How could you not have a penis when in fact that is ALL you have?

you are are a judgemental son of a bithc who are you to jugde people who
choose to live the gothic life s5yle youre not them you dont know what
theyve been through it makes me so sad to see a pathetic dickless weener
like you wasting youre energy putting down other people you make me sick
gothic people make a diffence standing up for what they believe they dont
need cock suckers like you putting them down!!! eat shit and die!!!

by lazirus July 8, 2004

dickle-ray

(1)the amount of light reflected by the moon; (2)the amount of light emitted by a glove box lamp;

"The dickle-ray emitted by this light is not enough to see dick."

by Jordan, Jacob, Casey January 10, 2004

Dicklette

A little short (or Young) guy that acts like a dick. For instance Joe Pecci in various movies.

Man that little guy is a dicklette, he was talking all kinds of smack to his mother.

by Masta-DD May 1, 2008