Christmas Derangement Syndrome describes a fanatical and borderline psychotic obsession with all things "Christmas," specifically the American style celebration which centers around mindless consumerism and the glorification of kitsch. This celebration has little to do with the birth of one Jesus of Nazareth, the prominent figure in Judeo-Christianity.
Symptoms of CDS are as follows
1) wanting or actively binge watching cheesy hallmark channel christmas movies all year long
2) wanting or actively listening to cheesy christmas music all year long
3) decorating the exterior of one's dwelling in christmas lights and displays as soon as they appear on store shelves, which typically in August or September
4) being absolutely delighted when retail stores start putting out christmas displays in August
5) frequenting the all-year christmas decoration stores, or discussing wanting to go
6) keeping a "holiday tree" up all year long as thinly veiled excuse to keep their abode christmasy
7) refusing to acknowledge that the fall/autumn and winter seasons exist, it's "christmas season"
8) frequently announces how many days, weeks, months, sleeps, or Fridays it is until christmas, even if it's December 26th
9) stocking up on a year's supply of their favorite christmas fragrances at Bath & Body Works so they can use them all year long
10) firmly believes "the war on christmas" is real
There is no known treatment for Christmas Derangement Syndrome at this point in time.
Symptoms of CDS are as follows
1) wanting or actively binge watching cheesy hallmark channel christmas movies all year long
2) wanting or actively listening to cheesy christmas music all year long
3) decorating the exterior of one's dwelling in christmas lights and displays as soon as they appear on store shelves, which typically in August or September
4) being absolutely delighted when retail stores start putting out christmas displays in August
5) frequenting the all-year christmas decoration stores, or discussing wanting to go
6) keeping a "holiday tree" up all year long as thinly veiled excuse to keep their abode christmasy
7) refusing to acknowledge that the fall/autumn and winter seasons exist, it's "christmas season"
8) frequently announces how many days, weeks, months, sleeps, or Fridays it is until christmas, even if it's December 26th
9) stocking up on a year's supply of their favorite christmas fragrances at Bath & Body Works so they can use them all year long
10) firmly believes "the war on christmas" is real
There is no known treatment for Christmas Derangement Syndrome at this point in time.
Person 1: OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS!!! I'M GONNA START DECORATING RIGHT NOW!!!
Person 2: it is July and it is 100 degrees outside, you don't need to decorate for christmas, you have Christmas Derangement Syndrome, and you need help.
Person 2: it is July and it is 100 degrees outside, you don't need to decorate for christmas, you have Christmas Derangement Syndrome, and you need help.
by ProteasNG November 29, 2024
Get the Christmas Derangement Syndromemug. Excessive, irrational, or unexplained hatred for the Kansas City Chiefs Football team. Usually siding with the team who is opposing the Kansas City Chiefs every game.
Psychologist: Who did you side with in Super Bowl LIV?
Patient: The 49'ers.
Psychologist: Ok, what about Super Bowl LV?
Patient: Tampa Bay.
Psychologist: Hmmmm, the one from the year after?
Patient: THE BENGALS, ESPECIALLY IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
Psychologist: Woah woah woah, calm down for a second, okay, now, for Super Bowl LVII?
Patient: Eagles, Philadelphia Eagles.
Psychologist: Now, for the Super Bowl that just happened this year, Super Bowl LVIII, who we're you rooting for?
Patient: San Fran, again.
Psychologist: Hmmm, what's your favorite team?
Patient: Uhh, it fluctuates every year.
Psychologist: Oh, very extraordinary for a football fan. (getting suspicious) Now, what do you think about the Kansas City Chiefs?
Patient: FUCK THEM, I FUCKING HATE EM, ESPECIALLY SWIFT, SHES A FUCKING SATAN SPY FOR BIDEN, FUCK THEM ALL!!!
Psychologist: Yeah, I diagnose this man with CDS, Chiefs Derangement Syndrome.
Patient: The 49'ers.
Psychologist: Ok, what about Super Bowl LV?
Patient: Tampa Bay.
Psychologist: Hmmmm, the one from the year after?
Patient: THE BENGALS, ESPECIALLY IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
Psychologist: Woah woah woah, calm down for a second, okay, now, for Super Bowl LVII?
Patient: Eagles, Philadelphia Eagles.
Psychologist: Now, for the Super Bowl that just happened this year, Super Bowl LVIII, who we're you rooting for?
Patient: San Fran, again.
Psychologist: Hmmm, what's your favorite team?
Patient: Uhh, it fluctuates every year.
Psychologist: Oh, very extraordinary for a football fan. (getting suspicious) Now, what do you think about the Kansas City Chiefs?
Patient: FUCK THEM, I FUCKING HATE EM, ESPECIALLY SWIFT, SHES A FUCKING SATAN SPY FOR BIDEN, FUCK THEM ALL!!!
Psychologist: Yeah, I diagnose this man with CDS, Chiefs Derangement Syndrome.
by NihilegoBuil February 14, 2024
Get the Chiefs Derangement Syndromemug. a furry
a mentaly deranged animal a person who likes turning into a animal, drawing animals or having sex with animals or all at once
by amongussus1212 August 25, 2023
Get the mentaly deranged animalmug. TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME : An observed state of mass-psychosis marked by the misguided belief that Donald Trump, despite documented failures, is a competent leader and successful businessman.
Supporters in this view often worship Trump as a godly figure, ignoring the absence of any known religion, his lack of moral compass, and a lifelong, public display of the seven deadly sins.
Additionally, trust is placed in Trump, despite overwhelming evidence of falsehoods, liability for sexual assault, findings of career fraud, theft of classified documents, 91 felony indictments, and the incitement of a mob at the US Capitol as part of attempted violent coup in the 2020 US Presidential election.
Additionally, this delusion ignores other dangerous and disturbing aspects of his character, including, but not limited to: erratic behavior, dictatorial rhetoric, possible amphetamine abuse, conspiratorial thinking, apparent narcissistic-personality-disorder, lack of empathy, racist dog-whistles, sociopathy, and striking similarities to the biblical description of the Antichrist.
Supporters in this view often worship Trump as a godly figure, ignoring the absence of any known religion, his lack of moral compass, and a lifelong, public display of the seven deadly sins.
Additionally, trust is placed in Trump, despite overwhelming evidence of falsehoods, liability for sexual assault, findings of career fraud, theft of classified documents, 91 felony indictments, and the incitement of a mob at the US Capitol as part of attempted violent coup in the 2020 US Presidential election.
Additionally, this delusion ignores other dangerous and disturbing aspects of his character, including, but not limited to: erratic behavior, dictatorial rhetoric, possible amphetamine abuse, conspiratorial thinking, apparent narcissistic-personality-disorder, lack of empathy, racist dog-whistles, sociopathy, and striking similarities to the biblical description of the Antichrist.
"I was trying to convince my uncle that Trump is potentially the most dangerous man in the world right now, but no matter how many facts I presented, he wouldn't believe them. It was like talking to a brick-wall. A brain-washed brick wall. Trump Derangement Syndrome is real. "
by Anonomyx321 January 13, 2024
Get the Trump Derangement Syndromemug. Mostly salty middle aged white woman with bad Karen haircuts who don’t understand irony, can’t take a decent profile pic to save their lives & took one course in photoshop so they can create badly edited memes only they think are funny. Can be found on Beyoncés internet spewing nonsense about any black/brown woman who looks in the vicinity of a certain ginger royal due to their unhealthy obsession with voluntary subjugation.
“Derangers are to facts like Bruce Wayne is to Batman, you’ll never see them both in the same place”
by Nga-n of your business August 24, 2022
Get the Derangersmug. WDS for short is when someone is so addicted to shitting on Wuthering Waves that they lose all objectivity and reasoning and lose all credibility as a result
by Trenbolone Sandwich May 15, 2025
Get the Wuwa derangement syndromemug. A Derogatory Term to describe a person who are willing to commit harmful acts against a person/critics who have a negative opinions against Former Philippines President Rodrigo Roa Duterte.
Acts Include Death Threats, Being a Misogynist, Spreading Disinformation, Believing in Disinformation even when it's a satirical post, and disowning ones friends or family members because they have a negative opinion on Rodrigo Duterte. Additionally, Symptoms also include a huge distrust to mainstream media and preferred other alternative sources like vlogs, YouTube Videos and Facebook post who portrait Duterte in a positive light.
Acts Include Death Threats, Being a Misogynist, Spreading Disinformation, Believing in Disinformation even when it's a satirical post, and disowning ones friends or family members because they have a negative opinion on Rodrigo Duterte. Additionally, Symptoms also include a huge distrust to mainstream media and preferred other alternative sources like vlogs, YouTube Videos and Facebook post who portrait Duterte in a positive light.
Person 1: My Friend Blocked me on Facebook just because I corrected him on a fake news about Duterte Man
Person 2: He must've had a Duterte Derangement Syndrome bro there's no saving him
Person 2: He must've had a Duterte Derangement Syndrome bro there's no saving him
by UNKWONTONIC March 17, 2025
Get the Duterte Derangement Syndromemug.