cuntxwhore

Hardcore cunt ass bitch. Someone giving really bad disrespectful attitude towards another person.

ex: Jess came home to a trashed house and someone passed out drunk on the floor, turns out the cuntxwhore nextdoor neighbors invited themselves over.

by destinyxdgaf September 16, 2010

Cuntoids

A cunt who has been in especially cunty mode, like a bodybuilder on steroids.

Mooby, you've been a cunt all your life...but lately it seems that you have been on cuntoids!

by G-Unit-Actual January 3, 2017

Cuntopia

A happy place with soft blankets, fuzzy stuffed animals, and lots of booze. No boys are allowed. It is a place that girls go to when they are sick of guy's shit and need a refuge.

Hey Val, I think it's time to go to Cuntopia. Dudes are pissing me off.

by Saucy Bearnaise September 19, 2009

cuntocks

the flap of skin between the cunt(pussy)and buttocks

Kick him in the cuntocks implies that the person is already devoide of bollocks thus should not feel the inpending blow

by A.P. May 2, 2006

cunto

Substitute for "Bang" "Whallop" and similar words when referring to an impact.

she snuck up behind him and Cunto! she skelped him with a b-bat

by Da Zeg January 10, 2005

cuntoballs

A combinatiuon of balls and cunt. A term you could use to describe a friend who is pissing you off.

Listen Cuntoballs, hurry the fuck up and lets scran the chinky before that faggot gets back from his travels.

by GaryInEdinburgh June 13, 2007

Cuntoisseur

A man who is sentimental about his porn folder to the point of considering it a "collection."

He's got nearly 100 folders, and they are all organized. He's a cuntoisseur.

by phototropictropicana April 19, 2011