irish coffee

Irish Coffee (For One)

Ingredients
1 Measure (3 cl) of Irish Whiskey
1 teaspoon of raw sugar
1 heaped desertspoon of whipped cream
Hot strong coffee to fill the glass

Pre-warm a stemmed glass. Add the whiskey.
Add the sugar and stir in the coffee.
Float the whipped cream on top.
Drink the coffee through the cream (ie do not stir after adding the cream).

Irish Coffee is not for kids.

by joe July 22, 2004

Coffee Dump

The dump you have to take after you consume a cup of coffee in the morning.

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etymology: portmanteau of caffeine and feign

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by The poopster September 19, 2005

coffee

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Tom is a nerd, he stays up late with C++ and coffee. Jen is a secretary at a law firm, she drinks coffee on her bus ride to work.

by James Johnson December 25, 2005

Chuffers

A large pair of soft breasts

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