purple cucumber

When you knock her so hard for so long your dick turns a violet purple color

Yo dude, I had a great purple cucumber last night

by Eatme223344 May 11, 2016

Sea Cucumber

A man with a thick and (LONG) cock. Also may smell like fish due to non-hygenic person.

Frank has a sea cucumber, its nice, but FUCK it smells!

by Frances#101 April 5, 2006

cucumber breath

Cucumber or cukes is made up of 90% water, which is easily digested, but what happens with the other 10%? The problem is that this % accumulates along the sides and roof of your mouth, and a largre portion of this percent subsides just before your airvalves. When a person breathes a very distant (almost matched to garlic breathe) smell exhales from your mouth, this is called "Cucumber breath."

It is regarded among many as a vile form of behaviour and many proffesionals recommend that one only eats cucummber in private. Not to be shared as a social food or treat. Also watch out for 'Persian Cucumbers' as their smell is much worse.

Jenna: "Hey babe, your breathe is honking (Holds nose)"
Stephen: "But all I had was this measely cucumber..."
Jenna: "Eeuw! Haven't you heard of 'Cucumber Breathe'? Sorry babe, but your gonna have to wait for your anniversary present."
Stephen: "(Sulks)."

by Jacob Ladizwi May 2, 2008

peeking cucumber

a male pubic hair style when one shave the pubes from on top of the shaft, but leve the scrotum as is, giving the genitals a "mountain man" look

lauren told me she enjoyed seeing andrews peeking cucumber

by i love tit cheese February 11, 2009

shriveled cucumber

When an uncircumcised man ejaculated inside the vagina of his lover, then just left his penis inside of her for so long that the man’s willy is now completely flaccid and both partners are now struggling to keep the cooked spaghetti noodle inside of her pocketbook, a task in which both involved will inevitably fail.

Me and Julie we’re having sex last night and we completely shriveled cucumbered, it was insane!

by ¡Itsyaboidepression! September 29, 2019

Beastly Cucumbers

Exceedingly cool. Used in the same vein as cool beans.

That haircut is beastly cucumbers.

by Ms. B in NC July 19, 2011

to throw the cucumber

To be unhappy, disgruntled or gypped at one's situation, particulary where someone else is getting a better deal than you, ie they get a grape and you only get a cucumber.

'What a rip off! I'm totally going to throw the cucumber on this one…'

by avalanche3 November 29, 2012