adj. A living organism that smells of poo and rotten sewer water. The smell is so foul that you can catch a sickness from it.
by rosieposiepoo August 18, 2014
When an older (30+) cougar has been around the block and has STDs and never makes dudes wear condoms because she is unable to become pregnant.
Hey bro, that new pass around lady you brought around is pretty hot but man she got some crusty ovaries.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
after one has taken a dump, sometimes they dont wipe their anus properly which may lead to leftover dried shit crusting around the ring of the anus.
by Mya April 10, 2005
by unisha February 15, 2008
When you haven't jacked off in a month or two.
by sparkyjo December 16, 2014
When you nut all over your stomach, and to sleep without cleaning up, waking up with dried jizz in your stomach
by Axel DT April 12, 2019
When one takes a shit and doesn't clean themselves, it dries, and another then has anal sex with the dry, dirty, poop butt.
"After drinking and chinese food last night, we got back to my place and (i didn't have and toilet paper) we started getting freaky, needless to say i got the crusty muffler."
by pennyrockit October 05, 2011