Crunched Colon

You take your index finger and place it on the northern region of your anus. Then you take your thumb and place it on the southern region of your anus. Once they are placed, you slightly push in and squeeze your index finger and thumb together, giving your anus a winking effect.

So this guy passed out at a party and when they woke him up, he opened his eyes and there was this other guy standing over him showing him a "Crunched Colon."

The guy who was asleep was highly upset and tried to punch the guy doing the "Crunched Colon." The guy doing the "Crunched Colon" retaliated and shit while he was squinting his anus! It was a mess!!!

by Lil lil nig May 5, 2009

Crunched

The act of becoming intoxicated; Getting drunk; being drunk

Damn dude I was so crunched last night I stole a street sign.

by jrm369 May 11, 2010

Crunchberries

Tiny droplets of dried blood found while performing cunnilingus during and immediately after menstruation.

I ve waited all month for this. Krista’s crunchberries are delicious.

by Smellz Gooood March 8, 2018

Number Crunchers

People who do Soduku puzzles while taking a crap.

He's one of those number crunchers in the bathroom.

by alfie_fan January 5, 2010

chuncher

a vagina, a pussy, a replacement for cunt

you chuncher. Fuck your chuncher. My chuncher is a little fishy, this smells like chuncher

by tonehusz September 30, 2007

crunchwrappin

when you are ready to go or when you are "good to go"

angie - "chris are you ready"
chris - "yea babe im crunchwrappin"

by Reeves15 October 23, 2008

Crunchyroll

Another word for an uncircumcised penis.

"Yeah, I woulda fucked him, but I found out he had a crunchyroll so I left his ass."

by Prenroke August 25, 2018