crowning the bowl

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.

Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.

by cookie_hoop April 30, 2014

crowing of the cock

Getting an erection

Person: Jim called his erection the crowing of the cock and now I want his dick

by cfm21 October 21, 2014

Crowing

Used for when an umbrella gets flipped inside out due to wind, etc.

Damn! Those winds are crowing my umbrella!

Dude, your umbrella is so crowed!

by BecauseRainbowsArePretty July 30, 2016

Crooning

Two elderly people having sex

Person A: what was that noise last night?
Person B: it was my grandparents crooning.

by Johnnyboy2cool November 19, 2016

Cooning/Coon

The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.

D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.

-Coonery at it's best.

by Senior Coon Squable January 13, 2017

cooning hours

the time of night when it's acceptable, allowed and encouraged to "coon" or steal things. from 2:30 AM to 5:00 AM

I snagged a bunch of handles from fiji's house during cooning hours last night.

by boneboy24 April 19, 2018

coonington

mixed cat

damn see that "coonington"?
damn.

by tunington January 30, 2018