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Cristina

Cristina is a bitch sometimes. she easily gets mad/angry. Always has a serious face but she can be funny or nice when she wants to be but that's only once in a blue moon.
Girl: Cristina is being a bitch today
Guy:she's always a bitch
Girl: you right
by Idbxidnd no si October 1, 2019
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Crimping

A form of scat singing performed by two or more people. The origins of the crimp are commonly credited to Vince Noir and Howard Moon of The Mighty Boosh. But some credit the 1988 Tom Hank's film 'Big' as introducing crimping to the world. Crimps are as previously mentioned, sung by at least 2 people, are contain no "real" music (i.e. acapella), and often contain somewhat surreal lyrics that portray an event which happened to a crimper. The term crimping was coined in a Season 3 episode of The Mighty Boosh, during a scene in which Vince and Howard crimp to two imposters who quickly plagiarize the duo. They later beat them in a crimp-off.
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity ping dong
paping ping tong
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

(taken from the crimping freestyle from The Mighty Boosh)
by das idiot June 25, 2009
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Cristina T

Good at writing wierd stories. Enjoys taking advantage of her friend Samantha F's locker and DDR.
"Once upon a time there was mountain, and he liked to danced. He would dance all the time while the hills around him sang for him. His name was Billy."
-Taken from one of Critina's stories.
by BUBBA February 23, 2005
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crispies

Chunks of dried, white, gunk usually found in the corner peoples' eyesockets after sleeping.
Eugene is nice, but his crispies are straight out of control.
by Greg B. November 3, 2006
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Mike crispino

Loves organic food. Is very athletic and loves cumburger
I love mike Crispino he gives good cumburger
by Gayjewboy42069 September 16, 2020
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crespination

Crespination is a creative or inventive act of lying during an argument about the existence of an product or invention and then later using the internet to prove its existence. True lack of knowledge about the existence of the object under contention is required for authentic crespination. Since the advent of cheap mobile internet devices, incidences of crespination are riskier to the reputation and have been in decline.

Crespination's dark side is known to all persons of an inventive nature. The chances of finding that something has already been invented are close to 100 percent if the inventor dares to inspect the internet.
Person 1: "It is annoying to hold that ice pack to your arm. You need an ice sleeve for that bee sting on your elbow." (Person 1 is engaging in crespination.)
Person 2: "There is no such thing as an ice sleeve." (Person 2 is correct based on the current knowledge of both parties.)
Person 1: "Yes, there is. Let's look it up when we get back to the farm." (Person 1 is aware that she lacks the facts to back up this statement but confident that the internet will back her up.)
by turkey111 April 16, 2011
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crimpin

Ridiculously sick, awesome, legit, tight, etc. Generally used to describe something that is the absolute best.
Harry Potter is the most crimpin series ever.
by ellie.mt.2012 October 1, 2012
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