crazy fireman

when a man is about to jizz, he lights her pubic hair on fire and puts it out with his man juice

Jane is in the hospital because Chris didn't jizz fast enough, so she has burns all over her cooch

by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004

crazy date

A term coined by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG during their satirical coverage of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, a 'crazy date' refers to a move in gymnastics where the gymnast spreads his legs and, balancing on his hands, rotates his hips so that his outspread legs spiral around. The gymnast may rock from hand to hand to allow his legs to pass under his body, but they will not go above his head: that is a hello boys.
See also: flat bag, battered sav, dutch wink, spinning date, party date

From the flat bag, he raises himself into a crazy date, performs another and goes into a handstand to finish. Very nice, he should get full points for that.

by MartinBartinFargo May 27, 2007

crazy button

The “back wall” of a vagina. Referred to as such because of how crazy a woman will be for you after you hit it

“Damn girl you always go back to him!”
“Yeah he fucked around and hit my crazy button and I ain’t been the same since.”

by Wordmeister7& November 5, 2017

bloodcunt crazies

An alternative term for 'premenstrual syndrome' or 'PMS'.

Dude 1: My girlfriend just trashed my car and set fire to my house!
Dude 2: Wow! What did you do?
Dude 1: Nothing! I think it's just that time of the month!
Dude 2: The bloodcunt crazies, tough luck mate.

by drlukeyboy May 27, 2009

That go crazy

Expressing an extreme genuine like for something

Me: did you hear that new song on the radio?
You: yeah that go crazy

by QueenyOmygodess April 7, 2017

Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.

"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"

by Gammasite December 27, 2007

16 Different Flavors of Crazy

An expression demonstrating the number of levels upon which a situation or person is crazy or objectionable. In certain more severe situations, it is proper to modify the phrase to "31 flavors of crazy."

"My girlfriend stole my passwords and deleted all of my female facebook friends. When I confronted her about it, she bit me. She is 16 different flavors of crazy."

"This situation has since devolved, and can now be properly classified as 31 flavors of crazy."

by BaskinRobbins16 August 17, 2011