Chappaqua

The general consensus is that this town is the most unnaturally sheltered environment one could ever reside in. Which is why its NOT smart to raise kids here despite popular belief. An aging and isolated hamlet in Northern Westchester, truly lacking in diversity and overall quality of life. The whole 'town' shuts down by the early evening. Although even before the town closes, there's a pitifully scarce amount of things to do still, and many of the towns inhabitants have attitudes, are rude, obnoxious, and pay unnecessarily high taxes for an overly competitive school system that's been steadily declining in nationwide ratings since 2003. Most young adults leave instinctively upon completing there high school education because the town has very little to offer to say the least. Living here is also very costly and unaffordable, and has a very dreary and depressing feel to it with its limited woodsy surroundings and hills. Neighboring towns like Pleasantville to the South, or Mount Kisco to the North are within 10 minute proximity and also have a thousand times more of a real world feel compared to the undesirable, sheltered, and conservative, town of Chappaqua.

"Johns parents insisted that Chappaqua would be a marvelous place to live and raise a family, until John was immersed into the sheltered and disappointing excuse for a town."

"I can't believe I pay such high taxes, this middle school is decrepit, looks like a castle, and smells like garbage."

"There's really nothing to do here is there, besides walk around, eat pizza, and be given loose change and pennies on Halloween instead of candy by local retailer Squires."

by Tony44u April 1, 2009

Cappa

To lie, to deceive someone.

Friend 1: You are going to get your degree veeery soon.

Friend 2: Oh!! Dude you are such a cappa.

by mens sana May 23, 2011

Cappadocia

A person that is going to become a corporate rock sell out. Most likely have in a band that is named ARSON which is going to make it big in the world. The Cappadocia will become a common phrase in china which will mean a kick ass guitar player.

That kid is going to become a Cappadocia.

by ionnn 9 October 28, 2005

crapachinno

when you shit in a blender, add milk and ice, then blend it and give it to your sexual partner.

Chris drank my crapachinno yesterday after we walked in the park under the moonlight sun on teusday nights.

by gay-i-am May 20, 2007

San Crapadino

slang for San Bernardino, a crappy, run down city in southern California.

I'm glad I got out of San Crapadino.

by zezee June 23, 2006

Clappable

When someone is either ugly, sad, or has something wrong with them but you'd still clap.

Person 1: "Man Mr. Butlers legs may be whiter than a cloud but he is still clappable"
Person 2: "True that, I'd clap those thicc pale cheeks."
Person 1: "On god"

by detden097 December 26, 2018

Crappaccino

The coffee you get at little garage's and rest spots. It looks like you may just have enough coffee in your hot water to make it coffee, officially. Usually vile, watery muck. Not recommended to ask for a Crapacinno when at work.

Customer at rest stop: Can I have a Crappaccino please?

Server: A what?

Customer: You know, a "cappuccino"?

Server: Oh, that!

by EvelynTurtleDove January 7, 2011