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convertible mode

The act of pulling one's foreskin back from their penis.
Do ya'll put it in convertible mode when y'all piss?
Cindy finally let me sleep with her, needless to say I went convertible mode.

Hey just making sure, we going convertible mode for this?
Do ya'll put it in convertible mode when y'all piss?
by vietnamviking August 23, 2021
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Coventry Shower

When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.
Eric, we are running low on TP, so you better take a Coventry Shower to tidy up your anus.
by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021
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Hoove covers

a large persons foot covered with a sock....to prevent the noice during a stampede. to prevent those embarassing moments at the beach
Honey put on your hoove covers before you scratch the new hard wood floors.
by weknowstuff August 11, 2009
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Wagon - Covered Blumpkin

A maneuver in which a female gives oral sex to a male whilst he is defecating, while she has a sheet over her head thus trapping odor as well as any backsplash. The etymology is based on the fact that this maneuver, when properly set up and executed, resembles a pioneers wagon.
I was in a rush so I had to kill two birds with one stone and get a wagon - covered blumpkin from your mom this morning.
by rustytbone December 13, 2009
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loaf cover

The first slice in a bag of bread, usually the heel or first one or two slices, that everyone reaches past to get to the fresher ones as the bread gets eaten.
Awww, damn, I wanted a sandwich but we're down to just the heel and the loaf cover!
by ttaz4dqm September 26, 2010
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Snow covered shit cakes

When you take a nice dump and cover it in jizz, then watch as your partner eats it.
Guy 1: Dude I made a batch of snow covered shit cakes for your sister last night.

Guy 2: Sweet!
by yeaibet5286 May 27, 2011
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Cum Covered Whacko

A nasty middle aged man who lives in his parents basement. Who is dressed in a filthy t-shirt with his pants partially pulled down while sitting in front of his computer with his dick in hand beating off to some type of disturbing pornographic images/video.
Pat MC is such a cum covered whacko.

That dude will never get laid. He’s such a cum covered whacko!
by Lil Tope April 12, 2020
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