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Cougar Candy

Noun: 1.The man, or boy in some cases, that lay prey to the aggressive predatory nature of an older female mate. Then using this mutuality relationship to live happily off the female mates money supply in return for sexual performance. 2. Candy or sugary treat eaten by a cougar.
Sue: "My john is one sweet piece of cougar candy at age 19. If only he were younger."

Jake: "I'm tired of being nothing but cougar candy for you and your lady friends at book club."
by KingofWealthfulWordsofWisdom January 22, 2011
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cop candy

Any obviously visible or audible illegal addition to, defect in, or absence of equipment or identification that renders a vehicle an easy target for an officer of the law to legally make a traffic stop without the driver of the vehicle having actually made a moving violation.

Examples of such are: burned out headlights/tail-lights, illegal lighting and other after-market flair afixed to the exterior of the vehicle, expired tags, or loud, defective exhuast.

These types of traffic stops are usually done in the hope that they will lead to the officer running the driver's and/or other occupants' identification and finding that he/she isn't just a mere unfortunate motorist, or citizen with a flair for decorating one's possessions with shiny, spinny things, but that he/she actually has a darker side, hopefully manifesting itself in an outstanding warrant or two.

Cop candy is considered most desirable when it comes in the form of underpriviledged minority youths.
Aw, damn, did you just see that ride go by with the burned out tail-light? That will make some sweet cop candy soon if they don't get it fixed.
by Sopranonurse February 19, 2011
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Fruit Candy

Homosexual men that heterosexual women still find attractive and/or think of as "eye candy".
Maybe we won't pick up any guys at the gay bar, but there's guaranteed to be a lot of fruit candy there!
by JacqSparrow June 1, 2011
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Table Candy

table-candy (n): a person, usually a physically-attractive female, who stands or sits beside or behind a gambler at a gaming table. Generally does not participate other than to give encouragement or to cheer loudly.
The guy must have been loaded, considering the table candy standing next to him.
by Terpitude July 29, 2011
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Gray candy

She said "I wanna taste that gray candy."
by Megadraggon January 11, 2017
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Devils Candy

Methamphetamines. The pleasure you get from ingesting this substance.
Have you tried Devils Candy yet man ? It will expand your horizons.
by Dazelowkey April 5, 2017
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daddy candycane

The act of russian candycane-ing your daughter.
Omg! My dad gave me such an amazing daddy candycane last night!
by Trysexualdaddy0006 December 7, 2018
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