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Competency Boner

It's when someone's doing something that they're highly proficient at, and you find that attractive

i see you doing the thing that you know how to do oh so well and THAT'S attractive
I saw them and they started talking about their favorite subject, and now i have a competency boner

i saw him performing and now i got a competency boner
by zaraT March 27, 2023
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Dead-Commenting

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.
So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?
by MM132 September 9, 2019
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sperm competition reaction

n.

A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.

The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.

Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.

When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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Uber competitive

Someone that thinks championship games (World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, NBA Finals, World Cup, Olympics) are make or break events where athletes have to go beyond 100 percent, break records every time, or win medals/trophies. It's one thing to make a goal for yourself, it's another thing to think that everything revolves around or depends on winning, and that nothing is sacred but winning.
The uber competitive girl primed people into thinking they needed to win at all costs and that nothing was sacred but that.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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A Competitive Asian

Definition: A Competitive Asian is an Asian
that will do anything to win! They don't like
to loose but that doesn't matter because
they don't ever loose anyway! MATERIAL GIRL ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
Example: 'woah! Look, ava and mai have won
everything! That's so cool! They're so
amazing! That's what I call A COMPETITIVE ASIAN !!! Let's go get their autograph!!'

MATERIAL GIRL ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช
by asiangirl444 December 29, 2021
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Red-Eye Competitive

The art of staying up till 2 AM or later playing Competitive games (TF2 competitive, CSGO matchmaking, etc.)
I was doing some red-eye competitive with Jim last night, I feel like I'm hungover now.
by Lord_Obama January 25, 2016
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Wet t-shirt competition game

When someoneโ€™s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
โ€œHey guys what did you do during lockdown?โ€

โ€œWe played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole familyโ€
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
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