comatastic

Mind-numbing work in front of a computer screen, inducing a coma-like state; monkey work.

Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.

Brad: Sounds comatastic.

by Popski December 7, 2006

comaffordable

something thats comfortable for its price (cost effective).

you could get get a queen sized bed and persian rug combo for $1299, or just get a pull out sofa or futon for $59; its a lot more comaffordable.

by O.Z. tha O.G. August 3, 2010

comaderious

When someone makes everybody laugh at something that is not funny what so ever.

Idk why tilly is so comaderious her jokes are terrible!

by jovi the savage February 24, 2017

comhotel

the best hotel in mm8bdm but nobody wants to admit it because a trans woman made it. basically a perfect example of how dogshit the 8bdm community is can also be used as the butt of jokes when creativity fails.

lol these players are so bad they probably roleplay in comhotel

by geekiegarden December 9, 2020

schwag coma

1.The state of mind after smoking WAY to much schwag.

john has been looking at the tv for six hours. oh he must be in a schwag coma

by dixen nit December 5, 2009

Muzak COMA

The state of numb, foggy inattention achieved when placed on hold with a business/hotel/airline for more than 35 minutes.

I totally got lulled into the Muzak Coma so bad that I actually had to *SMH* and regroup when the agent finally answered my call in the queue.

by TruthseekerLA December 26, 2009

Diarrhetic coma

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking

Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"

by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009