Listening to Coldplay with the Bois

An excuse to give your girlfriend/s.o. so you can go out and cheat with your head of HR mistress.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.

"Hey babe, where are you? You havent been responding to my calls/texts."

"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."

by Mrs.Nezbit2294 July 18, 2025

Coldplayed

The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events

Bro thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000. He got coldplayed hard!!!

by MillenialLoler July 18, 2025

coldplayed

Getting caught cheating unintentionally, especially in a public setting or during a significant event.

Have you heard of that CEO and HR? They really thought they were safe in a crowd of 80,000 people and then they got coldplayed badly.

by clubmategranate July 19, 2025

Coldplayed

A modern slang term for when someone is outed for being deceitful or unfaithful, often during a public event or significant moment

Did you see Jake & Orla getting Coldplayed last night? His wife is gonna be raging!!

by SpencerTheCocker77 July 19, 2025

Coldplayed

When you get mugged by a prostitute after having sex while you’re still naked

That girl I met at the bar yesterday coldplayed me

by Oonigooni July 29, 2025

Coldplayed

The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public or during major events.

“Yeah, Sandra was just Coldplayed.”
“He got coldplayed.”

by Ethelc August 22, 2025

Coldplaying

Coldplaying, when some is caught out cheating.

He has been caught Coldplaying in public.

by Gamerageloony July 19, 2025