Cockblocker

Anyone who prevents a male from having sexual intercourse with an another for various reasons.

He followed them home to cockblock his friend from having sex.

by B-Unit December 8, 2003

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cocksucking

a person who sucks a man's penis
In manner of sucking a dick
Giving a man a blowjob in other words putting his dick in your mouth and sucking repeatedly.

Lisa broke up with me shes a cocksucking whore.

by Michael3181994 January 26, 2008

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mother fucking cocksucking twat

A person who is not only a motherfucker, but is also a cocksucker and acts like a complete and utter fucking twat all of the time.

For fuck sakes man, what did you do that for you stupid motherfucking cocksucking twat!

by Begum March 14, 2005

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Opposite of a Wingman. A person who deliberately gets in your way of scoring in attempt of them getting laid by the same lady you are going for. A player hater who won't let you get back on third base by blocking and gets you out of the game. somemone who has less of a chance of getting laid by the same lady and still decides to block you from getting laid as well.

In a room are two people engaging foreplay and the cockblocker walks in the room and physically gets inbetween the two partners preventing them from further foreplay/intercourse. I got cockblocked! partly due to hating on a player.

by Clinton Ziza Smith May 10, 2006

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e-cockblock

1. When you are about to watch porn, and right as the video loads, you get an Instant Message (AIM, MSN, YAHOO, etc) that blocks the video.

2. The same instance of getting an IM, but right as you start to orgasm from masturbating while watching porn.

Oh my god, I was watching some great lesbian porn when I got e-cockblocked by my friend!

by hoboX10 July 16, 2009

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