Cocktache

1 - The use of a penis as a fake moustache

2 - The arrangement of semen as a fake moustache

3 - An arrangement of pubic hair

He found it difficult to preen his Hitler cocktache

by DKwordsworth August 9, 2010

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when finding a cockaroch in ur kitchen eating a toco

i found a cockrochinoooo siting in my kitchen eating left overs from taco night

by zaka flocka flame April 25, 2011

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cockroachification

The act of being turned into a cockroach.

Tom: Dude. I need to slip under this door. Any ideas?
Steve: Cockroachification might work.

by Ananylmoose September 3, 2011

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The female act of hands free masturbation that is more art than repetitive skill. Usually performed in a bath with ones hands in the air or holding oneself in place, their legs strategically placed skyward, and the water from the tap gently massaging the clitoris. Sometimes one can place themselves in a shower with a removable head with massager to achieve the same goal. Ultimately though it looks like some one just stood on a roach and in its dying throws it spasms it's legs in the air.

Be back down in an hour. I've just got to wash my hair and go Cockroaching.

by Flibblesquad November 22, 2015

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