cock docker

A selfish idiot who goes above and beyond any other in being a complete asshole without even realising it.

A really gay "douchebag".

Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.

see: douchebag

1:That cock docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking space.

2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"

by Uvall September 26, 2010

Cock Dependancy

generally among whores of the preteen and teen types, and sometimes older women, the whore has a great desire to have a cock in her putrid mouth 24/7 to cry on and she uses said cock to make herself feel better about something that is bothering it(the whore)

Man, I heard angela was diagnosed with cock dependancy!

by go packers! October 8, 2008

cock druid

one who worships the cock, especially in a sanctimonious fashion.

He is a cock druid, always on his knees before the cock.

-or-

He is a druid of the cock.

by cBURT March 31, 2009

Cock Dodge

Avoiding sexual intercourse, a personal cock block

"Dude, that chick wants a piece of you"
"No wayyy man, COCK DODGE!"

by FartSniffProstitueAsassin November 12, 2009

cock dock

a cock dock is another word for ones mouth, typically used as an insult towards someone who blows a lot of dicks

"open up that cock dock, i got a veiny surprise for you."

by imburnz2ontwitch June 22, 2022

National See your Bfs Cock Day

May 6th is National See your Bfs Cock Day! Let’s see it fr ✅

It’s National See your Bfs Cock Day, you didn’t know? 🤔

by HotCougar May 5, 2022

cock diesel

A young male, that is ripped, has a shaved head, is veiny, and sporting the most recent diesel fasion who happens to look like an enlarged cock.

Wow, I was eating at Meli and I saw this guy wearing one of those designer logo t-shirts, a cz encrusted watch, and diesel jeans. However, he had a shaved head and was all muscled out and veiny. My friend yelled out cock diesel when he walked by. He smiled and nodded as if he was proud of it.

by theczar August 5, 2008