Clunged

Getting completely wasted.
similar to steaming/smashed/monged etc.

omg, your absolutely clunged you dirty alci.

by Dannnyyyy March 3, 2009

Crudger

A foxy, toothless midget that runs around video games looking for hidden spaces

I just saw Crudger fall off that hill, and he has such a cute corpse.

by SweetOkole December 23, 2009

Crocodile Clunge

A crocodile clunge is a vagina that is a crocodile's mouth and takes up the entirety of the lower body. The term originates from a movie called 'Tokyo Gore Police' featuring a girl who actually has a crocodile clunge.

Wow, that girl's crocodile clunge just bit that guy's arms off.

by cnirvana1 September 20, 2009

Clunge

...something 'nom'-able.

Yeah, CLUNGE!

by CLUNGE-A-HOLIC November 12, 2010

Clunge O Clock

Approximately 4am i the morning, when the clubs are shutting and you should be getting some clunge, however, you're probably in your flat doing stupid shit because you have failed to pull

It's clunge o clock, lets get drunker and build a tower of beer cans

by daveave December 7, 2010

Yeasty Clunge

The female cleft, or vagina if you will, left in a state of terrible disrepair. In fact it has been left in such a state that it has developed a sour fungal inhabitant of the genus Candida. A truly terrible affliction.

Rupert: "I dare say my good man, do you smell sour dough?"

Everett: "Nay, man! That fiendish scent be wafting from between the legs of that saucy tart at the table right there!"

Rupert: "Agh! Your right!" "Close your legs you saucy tart, your cloying up the bar with the stench from your Yeasty Clunge!"

by RedSchmutz July 17, 2009

Clunged

1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.

2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

by manyperson August 10, 2009