cloomp

is the act of touching another man's dick

come here play with my cloomp

by clitchomper January 3, 2021

clom

The unit used to measure the depth of the vaginal cavity. Approximately the distance from the tip of the middle finger to halfway up the forearm.

Man, this girl was five cloms deep!

by Abbyflail June 11, 2011

clomas

Describes an item or situation that is annoyingly fucked up, but not fucked up so badly that it cannot be repaired or remedied. Commonly used in conjunction with the word "bigtime".

guy one: "How's it going with your new girlfriend"
guy two: "Man, that situation is clomas, bigtime!"

by Char H January 7, 2006

clomping

Making an "O" face and clapping your hands in front of it until it makes the perfect sound and looking like an idiot while doing so.

"We all sat around clomping our faces off"

by Sizzurpz November 24, 2014

Clomper

A slang word used to refer to a foot dating back to the 1850's.

The girl hurt her Clomper on a rock.

by 6644Invader August 17, 2011

Cloris Leachman

when fingering a girl and hitting her G spot.

Tony totally Cloris Leachmaned that one chick ::high five::

by foltzwagon1982 November 22, 2011

Clomp

A scintillating verb used to denote anything vaguely sexual. Can be used as a scandalous substitute for all sexual words or a filler in sexually charged statements. Especially pertinent word to describe over ambitious blow jobs.

Clomp me harder... please clomp me daddy... she clomped me so hard I started bleeding... can we clomp now?

by Scanner March 30, 2019