Micro Center

Founded in 1979, Columbus, Ohio by John Baker and Bill Bayne, Micro Center is the best, most magical, wonderful, and awe-inspiring place in the world. It has any piece of electronic hardware you could desire and simply entering a Micro Center could cause you to have a small brain aneurysm. Their product list consists primarily of parts and accessories to personal computers. A small list of products they carry is: CPUs, motherboards, graphics cards, power supplies, cases, CPU coolers, hardline water cooling kits, AIOs, memory, HDDs, SSDs, M.2s, cooling fans, PCIE expansion cards, computer mice, keyboards, headphones, speakers, desk mats, computer chairs, laptops, prebuilt desktops, and enough RGB hardware to hijack Christmas. All computer enthusiasts are required to experience a Micro Center at least once in their lives. Their prices somehow manage to rival those of online stores and simply browsing the shelves is entertainment within itself. They constantly give away free stuff like Bluetooth headphones and USB drives through their Insider Program (newsletter) and have 25 locations across 16 states. They unfortunately do not have any locations outside the United States and do not ship internationally but if you're visiting the United States and find yourself in-range of one of their locations, it's definitely worth the stop.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, I'm going to Micro Center"

Guy 2: "HELL YEAH -- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GET?"

Guy 1: "Probably a new mouse and graphics card, ray tracing looks epic"

Guy 2: "NICE -- SENT PICS"

by Randymations August 25, 2021

do-it-yourself-centered

A term used to describe someone who insists upon making and repairing everything themselves, often to the detriment of their relations with others.

Janet: Today is our anniversary, but all Joe wants to do is stay home and tile the shower.

Janet's mom: Serves you right! You could have married Billy Ackerman, but noooo. You had to have someone handy. You should have listened to me when I warned you that he was do-it-yourself-centered.

by Empty D October 1, 2009

The Guidance Center

A non-profit organization that operates under ass backwards rules and regulations run by idiotic, ego tripping, morons with grandiose delusions.

assinine hell dysfunctional convoluted transient grossly underpaid grossly overworked stupid retarded the guidance center

by Free as a bird February 9, 2010

Urban Dictionary Help Center

Completely useless feature on a web site

Urban Dictionary Help Center is completely useless, it has 7 articles and no way to contact anyone for help.

by Maxx-B March 23, 2021

big black center

As chess streamer/super GM Hikaru Nakamura likes to call whenever the black pieces are holding the center of the chess board. Not to be confused with big black cock.

With these great knights and pawns, I have a big black center and I’m obviously winning.

by PrZeus September 19, 2022

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- a very short nickname to call your friend named james

wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday

by jamersonfanaccount December 17, 2020

self centered

A person who thinks the world revolves around them

P1: blah blah blahs so self centered all they talk about is themselves

P2: tru tru

by skskskandioop69 October 31, 2019