Chodemonger

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet

Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in

by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

chode wagon

Noun. chødé wägôn. A vehicle specifically constructed for the sole purpose of transporting chodes.

Hey dude, check out my Mazda Miata. Dope, right?

Man, that's such a chode wagon. Get the fuck out of here.

by cobshlin July 16, 2006

Chode Rider

A person who sits on fat chodes and and rides them till their pussy gets wet.

A person who rides fat dicks.

A person who enjoys fat dicks up their Ass/Pussy.

Ex1. Greg: hey whatsup?
Tom: stf^ chode rider!

Johnny chode ride bill till he came.

by That Baller Andrew December 24, 2006

chodeburger

!ground up chode fashioned in2 a patty, and eaten.

2a fuckin retarded ass person on a fuckin powertrip

hey u see that fuckin cop give me this ticket?... HEY FUCK U CHODEBURGER WEARIN THE BADGE!!!!

by chainsawcharlie86 October 20, 2007

Chode Monster

A Chode Monster is exactly that. It's a chode monster. A monster that has a body that looks like a chode. Now, this monster may be male or female. It can even be transvestite. Even though a Chode Monster is only a legend it has been said that they can come and make a guys penis into a chode after a terrible accident. Chode Monsters can also give women with small vaginas alot of pleasure without over powering their vaginas.People normally draw Chode Monsters or scuplt them as a joke.But Chode Monsters are no joke. They can be real. It's a mystery.

Me and Janine we're down at the park and I sculpted a Chode Monster while she was talking on the phone. She thought it was very funny but I took it seriuously.

by CathisaCAT April 7, 2009

chode elf

a small chode-like creature who worships chode; or a dumb ass friend; a short and fat creature often teased for the resemblence of the chode

" That kid there is a chode elf."

by pp puffer January 23, 2006

Chode Sludge

When you haven't taken a shower in a week and you take a butter knife and scrape the resin off your sack onto a piece of toast then make that bitch eat it.

I made that bitch eat my chode sludge and she loved it, like honey.

by Burt 'n' Adam March 25, 2004