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Chode

1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off
Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?

Steve: Girth ≥ length.

Mark: Thanks.

Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.

Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?

Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.

Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.
by theFUDpucker September 8, 2016
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Chode

Have you seen that Simon Williams, what a chode
by Dixie McCluskey September 2, 2019
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Chode

it’s a chode” -Summer C.
by Iamg18 August 30, 2020
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Chode

A penis that is wider in diameter than it is long. Also used as an insult.
James was such a chode for being afraid of raisins
by AJMx March 2, 2021
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Chodes

Our chodes were in your wife
by Zjs skdbsjdvd August 29, 2020
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Chode

A chode is a person that is very strong
Jakob has a chode
by Cody spurge December 19, 2021
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Chode

By definition, a chode is someone on the opposing team when they score on us in rocket league, and also a small fat Weiner.
These chode's just practive hitting air ball's in their grandmother's basement all day; bunch of chodes.
by Payne 42069666 January 24, 2019
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