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Palestinian Chapstick

A truley romantic sexual act in which a man inserts his penis into a woman's menstruating vagina to have sexual intercourse, and once the male is about to ejaculate he takes out his blood-soaked penis and smears it on the woman's lips.

If the woman does not say "Thank You" afterwards, the man is permitted to drop an anvil on the woman's head from what ever height he so sees fit.
Bro, I totally rocked the Palestinian Chapstick on that bitch this morning!
by BILLIAM (BRYANS BIFFLE) November 2, 2008
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Chopsticked

ex1. Did you hear about shannon? Matt and Andy chopsticked her last night.

ex2. Steve walked in on them chopsticking her
by Capt. DP September 20, 2009
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dirty chapstick

when a man has diarrhea then smears it on his partners lips appearing as if the woman is wearing chapstick that is indeed dirty.
"Wow, you can tell Marie and Evan D. got kinky last night, she was wearing a lot of dirty chapstick."
by James coonsterr December 4, 2007
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Chopsticking

Like spooning, but with the legs crossed like chopsticks.
My girlfriend prefers chopsticking to spooning
by Lovebutts June 21, 2009
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cripstick

a blunt (not a joint a blunt) cigar weed something like swisher sweets or optimos
Yo Xavier (a.k.a. X) hey pass dat cripstick sippy time
by Street Racer X February 14, 2008
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chumpstick

1. (n.) An unseasonably gullible individual that falls for even the most outlandish of pranks and jokes.

2. (n.) The characteristic skin flush that spreads along the cheeks of an embarrassed individual after realizing that he or she has just been conned.
1. "Man, she's such a chumpstick that she even believed the story about how I met Santa Claus in Rio last March."

2. "She was so embarrassed after I pointed out how long her arms really are that two bright red chumpsticks appeared on her cheeks."
by Crystal's mom January 27, 2007
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Asian Chopstick Mafia

An intellectually deficient collective of ass croutons; the antithesis of the Taco Mafia.
The Asian Chopstick Mafia member refuses to use Nature White, therefore he will never be able to talk to the football player he likes.
by The Cap'n November 15, 2003
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