chipotlgasm

When you are having sex with someone while holding two burritos up towards the sky.

Karl had a chipotlgasm while he was making love to Anna in the back of the resturaunt.

by Big bootsy K April 15, 2014

chipotle date

Anytime when you ask a friend to eat at chipotle; must be spontaneous. Also a bro friendly get to gether.

Jimmy: "Sam, Chipotle Date?"

Sam: "Hell yeah"

by cookiekruncher1 April 29, 2014

chipotle rub

1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.

A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.

by The third rick May 12, 2014

Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.

Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.

by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015

Chipotless

When you are without Chipotle or do not have the means to quickly attain Chipotle cuisine.

I am starving, but this hick town is Chipotless. I never should have moved from civilization.

by jc jamal antwone leroy tyrone jones the 3rd (with a motherfucking twist of lime, not lemon, lime) March 1, 2015

Chipotlaid

During anal sex, getting shit on your dick because your receiver ate at Chipotle before.

I got Chipotlaid by Tye last night...

by wordsfromvicki June 5, 2015

Chipotlache

To procure a belly-ache after stuffing one's face with Chipotle.

Dude, I got a Chipotlache after eating that.

by Nellyschmelly August 18, 2015