Chewing the carpet

One woman eating out another woman

Woman: I'm going to Lucy's
Man: Why?
Woman: Chewing the carpet

by Strongasanoxe September 5, 2016

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chewing on shoestrings

This occurs when an individual becomes zonked out on heroin or fentanyl while standing up. The upper body will be slumped over, bent at the waist and the arms will be hanging down towards the ground, giving the appearance of someone attempting to chew his or her own shoelaces.

"Hey, what's wrong with that guy over there in the alley?"
"Oh, just some idiot chewing on shoestrings."

by thatonerealguy425 May 17, 2023

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beaver chew

Hack job or very ugly cut job.

Rudy's work looks like a beaver chew.

by randomryan July 3, 2014

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Zombie chew

When a person is providing oral to another person but the receiver is unable to become erect. They carry on with the oral anyway whilst it is floppy, lifeless and also referred to as “dead meat”.

Venessa- “what did you do with him?”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”

by Caldaddy May 10, 2020

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Chew Scab

When you get whiskey drunk and pass out with a mouth full of Copenhagen. Then proceed to wake up usually on a friend's chair or couch, with it scabbed to your face and furniture.

Marshall got Indian drunk the other night and chew scabbed himself to my new recliner.

by BadgerAutopsy December 15, 2019

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