Chewing the carpet

Woman: I'm going to Lucy's
Man: Why?
Woman: Chewing the carpet
by Strongasanoxe February 21, 2016
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Chew Scab

When you get whiskey drunk and pass out with a mouth full of Copenhagen. Then proceed to wake up usually on a friend's chair or couch, with it scabbed to your face and furniture.
Marshall got Indian drunk the other night and chew scabbed himself to my new recliner.
by BadgerAutopsy December 15, 2019
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chewing on shoestrings

This occurs when an individual becomes zonked out on heroin or fentanyl while standing up. The upper body will be slumped over, bent at the waist and the arms will be hanging down towards the ground, giving the appearance of someone attempting to chew his or her own shoelaces.
"Hey, what's wrong with that guy over there in the alley?"
"Oh, just some idiot chewing on shoestrings."
by thatonerealguy425 May 18, 2023
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Jovan Chew

a short dude with rock hard abs and froggy ass.Also he likes goats and other junk.
by Jovan chew August 24, 2018
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Chewed rug

Chewed rug” refers to the typically “worn down” or even “trampled” condition of a homosexual woman’s snatch. A chewed rug is often defined by the fragrance or even its resemblance to a once digested cherry pie.
That blue haired freaks chewed rug is showing through her cargo pants!
by Corncob gobbler December 16, 2022
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beaver chew

Rudy's work looks like a beaver chew.
by randomryan July 03, 2014
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Chew Squads

The act of giving oral sex to multiple men all in one sitting. Ideal environment would have one or two women suck off 2-10 men one after another. Originated in Philly suburbs.
Hey we should call Jennifer over, she loves to chew squads.

Yo man Olivia came over and chewed the whole squad last night, there were like 7 dudes over my house, she sucked everyone off and went home.
by Dipset Rider July 12, 2011
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