chatterinth

That hideously frustrating verbal chat labyrinth that you get caught up in, when calling a business (usually a big conglomerate), where you have to choose option 1, 2, 3 or 4, etc. a bewildering number of times before at long last being allowed to speak with a real in-the-flesh customer help person. When you think you're about to lose that final shred of sanity you're so desperately clinging to, a real person just happens to become available. By then, in all your delirium, you may easily have forgotten why the bejeezus you even called the number in the first place. You might even hang up the phone in great consternation and proceed to hunt down a household bottle of Javex and drain its contents out of invoked feelings of self-loathing. (okay, okay, the last sentence was a bit of an exagerration...my attempt at lame humour, folks - so, DEFINITELY do not try that at home, or anywhere else for that matter. Be good to yourselves today!) ;)

"I got caught in the chatterinth again yesterday when I called to cancel my cable - man, I could have taken a sledgehammer to the phone I was so infuriated!!! When a real person finally came on the line, she was like the wicked witch of the west with me! Geez, do I ever hate that clunky, no-good chatterinth. Whose brain child was that?!?"

- Oswald N. Norton (fictional character)

by languagegirl6 August 30, 2007

Cole Chatterley

Cole Chatterley is another word for sex.

You did a Cole Chatterley to my mom last night!

yessir i did.

by Monke D. Luffy February 10, 2022

chater

drives a clio ("bah...my clio...bah!)
drinks shitloads in risa ("bah...500 pints in 10seconds...bah!")
bigger piece than alun
also known as Adam
smokes more than is possible
fortunately i never have to see him and adam again
bah bah bah bah bah bah puf puf puf bah bah glug glug glug bah bah bah

queef

by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003

Chatterton

A complete idiot that doesnt know when to shut up.

A person that talks so much that others tune out and pretend they are paying attention.

"Dude you would not believe the Chatterton I ran into the other night."

by Archer December 22, 2004

chatternick

A virus that crosses a chatterbox and Nickelodeon, which ultimately causes a deep yearning to talk about Zoey 101 and other related television programs (it's an STD) pictographic

Jason slept with a girl and therefore contracted the chatternick virus.

by Herbie Martinez February 15, 2008

Chatergasm

The act of adding on Ohh, Ahhs, II's, Oh's, Eehs, ughs and Ohs in an ongoing sequence, adding words as you go. When reading the conversation aloud, it may sound similar to an orgasm. It us usually unintended, but fun to point out.

Molly: Oh
Jason: Oh
Molly: Ah Oh?
Jason:Ah Oh Eh?
Molly: Ah Oh Eh II?
Jason: Ah Oh Eh II OOh!
Molly: Damn it, I have to be quiet.
Jason: I think we just had a Chatergasm

by Priz91 April 4, 2010

Chatterpiller

A chaterpiller is someone who believes they have great banter,when really it's shite

Chatterpiller- poor banter ie: recycled banter

by Barry Hooks November 14, 2013