A person obsessed with looking up current topics and words in wikipedia. Mainly for the thrill of seeing a padlock and saying to oneself... "Dam, that must be one heated topic"
by SiLentThReaD December 15, 2009
A girl looking to take advantage of military members for personal gain, money, and healthcare. Usually seen clubbing, stealing, smoking weed, faking pregnancies, and getting railed in the barracks. Often works at a shitty pizza place or a vape shop. Probably models on cars for social media.
by daddylongballs February 06, 2017
just like if someone was a chubby chaser(someone who likes fat chicks) a wrinkle chaser is someone who is attracted to someone much older than themselves.
Tom: hey dude did you see that chick.
Jon: dude shes way to old for you man.
Tom: so what if shes old.
Jon: dude your such a wrinkle chaser
Jon: dude shes way to old for you man.
Tom: so what if shes old.
Jon: dude your such a wrinkle chaser
by riddleboxfan July 24, 2008
by D-Dubz June 13, 2004
Well-educated meteorologists who drive around the central united states searching for tornadoes to learn more and more about them. Not some crazy oklahomens who drive in 4x4's and jabber on with each other thorugh CB radios, just like everyone besides Jo and Bill in Twister. Here's some good advice, don't go chasing tornadoes unless your prepared, or better yet, play it safe and don't go at all!
by Cole Earnhart November 06, 2006
Taking shots of anything and then using Kahlua to chase it, also another method of getting "Blackout Drunk".
"That party last night was the shit, but after we did Kahlua Chasers my brain was out of commission"
by dt520 May 12, 2010
Anna Nicole Smith was a Lion Chaser.
by Carrine October 13, 2009