no chance nathan

a man who has no luck with the ladies

"That bloke is a bit of a no chance nathan. He hasn't had a shag for years!

by no luck narelle September 24, 2007

Not a chance

Phrase used to show extreme unwilligness to do something when asked.

A bum-" Excuse me sir, do you have any change to spare "
Ron-" Not a chance you fucking bum, get a fucking job"

by spocketz August 22, 2011

chaco butter

The mixture of dirt and dead foot skin that is lodged in the crevices of one's Chacos. It is also sorta fun to get out with your pencil or roommate's toothbrush.

Look at how much chaco butter I have acquired.

by Chaco butta queen April 14, 2014

Cloudy With a chance of meatballs

An animated movie, VERY hilarious, and full of humor. It's about a young inventor named Flint Lockwood who lives on a small island called Swallow Falls and has a companion as a monkey with a thought translater named Steve. The movie consists of his motives to make a better experience for his fellow town mates by making an invention to "change the world", which he does by creating a machine that makes food rain from the sky for a better eating experience for his fellow town mates, since his town has turned to eating nothing but sardines and is super invested in sardines becauae they are all miserable sardine-eating shitheads. Ok Yea WE GET IT, Things go awry when the machine shoots up to the sky, the food gets bigger, the machine eventually becomes uncompatible and unstable and starts raining food the size of a dinosaur, threatening to end the world and Flint and other fellow characters, Sam, Manny, Steve, Baby Brent fly out the sky in a plane, destroy the machine, shoot back to earth, Flint and his fellow girlfriend kiss and THE END, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. Very hilarious though for an animated movie

-- Flints father opening a shitty, pussy smelling Sardine tackle shop--
( Tim Lockwood )
TIM & SONS SARDINE BAIT & TACKLE ! You feelin it ?

( Flint Lockwood ): Hmhmm...

Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs ; Funniest line

by exploding air plane 6969 July 28, 2017

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by Your Damn Mother October 28, 2019

Greyson Chance

A twelve year old music genius. Became very popular on the web in a very short space of time after performing Lady GaGa's "Paparazzi". It's freakin spectacular.
Some people think he's the next Justin Bieber.

"Omg Justin bieber's so hot!"
"Justin who? Greyson Chance babyy!"

by blahblahblah12344 May 13, 2010

chance to survive

You don't have it make your time.

The yhave no chance to survive make their time.

by dj gs68 August 2, 2003