Controllable

The ability to be trolled

Guy1: So my girlfriend has been controlling me...

Guy2: I didn't know you were so controllable

by Malkim November 22, 2011

Sole Controller

Common GameFAQs troll. Commonly found to be listening to the Beach Boys, making racist comments, and failing to get people angry.

"Remember Steve? He was such a Sole Controller"

by STRONGBAD SMASH! July 4, 2003

Controlled Burn

Planning to share just enough information in a meeting so a potential troublemaker won't have much fodder.

Q. How come you're not showing the whole navigation scheme?

A. Tom's going to be there and he challenges everything; we've only got an hour so I'm going to go for a controlled burn.

by Daniel Ponech June 23, 2008

Emotion controller

An emotion controller is somebody who judges and makes decisions about the eligibility of others' emotions and feeling states. An emotion controller grew up and still lives in a world of emotional dictatorship. Emotion controllers feel entitled to tell others explicitly and directly that their emotions and feelings are wrong, which is basically every time somebody speaks about how they are feelings. Emotion controllers prefer to judge and criticize harshly others' emotions with minimal background information. Emotion controllers do not communicate using compassion and empathy. They believe that others' emotions and needs are not important, and all decision based on emotions are wrong.

Sue: "I am really upset that Peter broke our engagement and called off the wedding because Betty has bigger tits and gives better head. I am 8 months pregnant with Peter's baby and I cried all night!"
Simone: "You are totally oversensitive. You have also invested way too much emotionally into the relationship with Peter. People break up engagements and call of weddings all the time."
Sue: "You have no compassion you heartless bitch. You are such an emotion controller."

Betty: "How are you? Have not seen you for a long while. How is life?"
Moni: "I am good, thanks. I broke off with my boyfriend because he spoke about his ex all the time. I am totally pissed off that he was obsessed with his ex. I feel so much better now that I am not with him anymore, and gave myself the chance to meet somebody who can appreciate and love me."
Betty: "It is okay if he talked about his ex all the time. It is not a reason to split up a relationship. You made a big mistake there."
Moni:"You are an emotion controller. You make me feel that my emotions and needs are not important."

by Peppina August 31, 2014

Controlled Stubble

Facial hair that is not completely a beard but more like a five o'clock shadow. It is neatly trimmed into the shape of a beard but lacks in length. This is most common with teenage boys who believe they can grow facial hair, but can't, and want to look more mature.

Teenager 1: " Hey man check out my controlled stubble, took me 2 weeks to grow!"

Teenage 2: " I'm trying to grow out mine too!"

by high5er5 January 25, 2012

Controlled Release

Releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. Would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.

Chad: Man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.

by slamjackson.com June 16, 2013

Controlling

Telling someone who has been wronged how to think and feel without taking their thoughts and feelings into consideration and then forcing them to go about things the way society deems as normal.

Person 1: I want this person to be held accountable by being called out and to do what’s right.
Person 2: You are better off without them.
Person 2 does not call out the person person 1 wants called out and is telling person 1 they are better off, person 2 is being controlling of person 1.

by Mylifemyrules March 8, 2021