cementeelambsartion

1)of or pertaining to just about anything. drinks, numbers, objects, people, food, etc.

2)a poor defenseless lamb being constantly sucked into a vat of cement.

"on my way to work i lost my cementeelambsartion with that hooker."

"1,2,skip a few, 99, cementeelambsartion."

by the el flaco April 6, 2009

Cement Mixer

When a man has alot of drugs, sometimes another man owes him an amount of money. The drug owner lays facedown on a cement slab, any sidewalk or neighbors driveway will do, and pulls his weiner and ball sac through his legs backwards, at this point the cement mixer becomes a gay bj all weird and shit out in some dudes front yard...yea its pretty fucked up

Hey buddy, i'll give you a cement mixer for a ten sack of that good shit!

by Gotthebag March 10, 2009

cemetery picnic

To engage in a sexual act with another living human being in a morbid setting such as a cemetery.

"I met her in the graveyard and we had a cemetery picnic..."

by Ladd Smith November 3, 2007

Gusset Cement

What spunk turns into when in dries in an unfortunate place.

You're out and about, the totty is first-class but you don't think you're going to pull so you whack out a quick one in the bogs. Later you *do* pull, but when she pulls your pants down she finds that your dick is welded to your gusset...thanks to "Gusset Cement".

by Nefeco April 24, 2005

cement mixer

A fat woman who is built like a cement mixer.

Tanya is hot, but her girl friend is a real cement mixer.

by JTKBIZ March 9, 2008

cement mixer

When a girl is giving you head and she puts your sac in her mouth and rolls it around.

This chic gave me the cement mixer last night

by big papa pump July 26, 2004

cement mixer

when you stick your cock in an arse and move it round and round until they start too fart (lots)

o god my cock stinks like farts, i shouldnt of done the cement mixer on them.

by ccclark the boy September 22, 2009