Child-pet

When celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos

Angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring

by spunkyman June 30, 2009

Child's Play

The 1988 film that started it all. Released by United Artists, it tells the story of a widowed mother, who buys her son a doll he's been anxious to get...for his 6th birthday. Able to buy one 75 percent off from a homeless man, she starts to regret her decision after they learn the doll was possessed by the soul of a dying serial killer hours earlier.

" 'Child's Play' scared the shit out of me when I was little."
"Fuck yeah! Especially the part where the mom went looking for the bum at 11 pm at night."
"What??"
"The music score in that scene was creepy as fuck."

by CBinion91 May 18, 2020

child beauty pageants

Child Porn

Charles0304: Child Beauty Pageants Are Just Child Porn

by Charles0304 February 9, 2021

Chemical child

A mix between emo and goth. They make you depressed and are hard to under stand. They srpead sadness like its a contagious diseas. If you can handle the stress, chemical children are ok to hang around. Usuly they are not children but teens

Dude Mathew is a chemical child. Person2: i know i wanna kill my self when im around him.

by Ace trick June 16, 2009

hurried child syndrome

A condition in which parents overschedule their children's lives, push them hard for academic success, and expect them to behave and react as miniature adults.

At 15 years old, Johnny doesn't have a good social life because he experienced hurried child syndrome.

by TheShealyWord November 23, 2010

Hydro child

A baby who is made out of 100% pure water. If a hydro child is let out of the freezer, it will melt.

That hydro child be frosty.

by Chillcucumber35 June 6, 2013

Spastic child

This is when a child acts like an utter spastic and you want to kill yourself or kill them eg William gallavin or the i play Pokemon go kid

That kid is an utter spastic child

by Bill boi September 23, 2016