Mrs. Catherine

Mrs. Catherine is that type of teacher that literally gets mad at anything for no damn reason, and loooovesssss to spill tea about students to other teachers, and every single teacher secretly hate her, and the students are terrified about her, and she acts like she’s the principle

Student: “Mrs. Catherine caught me walking in the halls and called me an animal”

Student’s friend : “what’s new, it’s Mrs. Catherine””

by A girl who loves to spill tea November 15, 2019

texas catheter

using a condom with a tube attached attached to the end, usually leading to some sort of bucket so one doesn't have to get off the couch to pee

Recently Ben Knight had surgery on his knee and used a Texas catheter so he wouldn't have to get off the couch every time he had to piss...

by headjew March 24, 2010

Catherine

Hella orgasmic cosmopolitan mama with no babies. Wicked, happy, and the sexiest piece of ass your pearly whites will never sink in to.

1.Dammmmmn, it's catherine.

2.Admirer:Catherine, let's intercourse?
Catherine: Hah, You sweaaaaaaa!

by GustavoH. January 9, 2008

Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey

An old English proverb founded by a boy scout, meaning: "Don't flurry; patience gains the day". (Basically meaning be patient.)

Mr Man: When is the bus coming?! It's been ages, and I need it here now!
Mrs Woman: Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey, My friend it'll come soon enough.

by Mr Man123 January 24, 2011

Catherine

Catherine is amazing girl shes in 6th Grade. She gets all the boys and is an force to be reckoned with. 1 of her bestie is Leyla.C but this about Catherine. She's a loyal friend has long brown hair green eyes tall and beautiful. She is going to be something but in like I can tell you that. PS Catherine has not been in the principals office once This year. P.s.s she is also somethings stubborn

Leyla.C- hey Catherine can we hang out today
Catherine.C- no I can't I'm hanging out with my boyfriend so fuck off

(Stubborness)

by Leyla101098 November 12, 2017

Catherine

Catherine is the biggest legend ever she is amazing at sports specifically at running she can run long distance and sprints she is such a badass she is also good at soccer but if she doesn’t like her coach she will tell them Catherine is amazing at everything she does and doesn’t even need to try she is so fucking competitive and that is no lie she definitely believes in having one BEST friend Catherine is so hot and she doesn’t even try she gets super tan in the summer and is so skinny she is kind of short but she doesn’t care If someone wanted to fight her she would she hates fake bitches and also she is such a god at ROBLOX and fortnite if you get in an argument with her she will definitely win because she is super stubborn she is also super duper smart and is only friends with the real ones She has major OCD and if ANYONE tries to tell her she doesn’t she will literally not let it go like actually Catherine likes to call people losers, kids, fella, lassie, bitches, fools, and ladies she is literally the funniest person on the damn planet and everyone tries to take credit for her jokes but she doesn’t care she just makes more she has so many inside jokes with her bestie and she loves playing soccer

Who’s that
Catherine
She’s funny af
Ikr

by 69LegendGod69 February 23, 2019

Catherine

A beautiful ballerina who dances through you with a smile and a laugh, full of grace and balance. She is a wonderful mother and a remarkable lover. If you should be so blessed as to encounter a Catherine, give her your heart and she will expand your soul.

"I met a total Catherine last night but a Clayton swept her up before I had a chance!"

"Man, no wonder that girl is such a Sadie; with a mother like Catherine and a dad like Clayton how could it have been any other way?"

by artspoken September 28, 2012