Human Caterpillar

To sit down on a flat surface and extend your legs in front of you then pushing them into the ground, eventually pulling the rest of your body forward to wherever you want to go. Like a caterpillar motion.

Often used at sporting events to maneuver around blond kids.

Derrick: Oh man I wish I could move around whilst sitting on the ground

Oswald: Do a human caterpillar!

Derrick: Yeah alright.

by Nikkoss August 20, 2012

Caterpillar house

A house in such bad shape that it would be easier and more cost effective to bulldoze it.

Sure, you could lay new flooring and put in new windows, but it's would still be a Caterpillar house.

by davezawislak May 30, 2009

Caterpillar Squeeze

An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.

Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?

Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?

Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*

by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011

Caterpillary

Something having the look of, or closely resembling a caterpillar. Usually used to described someone's eybrows.

Eugene Levy is an awesome actor, but his eyebrows are too caterpillary.

by aequitasmurphy October 3, 2012

Caterpillars

British slang for weed.

Person 1: Did you have fun last night

Person 2: Yes we smoked Caterpillars

Person 1: Fresh out the Cocoon?

Person 2: Yes.

by yoloswagmaster3000 April 2, 2013

caterpillar finger

When a person sticks ones finger into an ungroomed anal cavity resulting in a digit that resembles in an adolescent caterpillar

I was intoxicated and stumble upon a homeless guys butthole and in result i came home with caterpillar finger.

by Timtitty December 14, 2013

Caterpillar Battles

The act of rubbing one's mustache against another man's mustache, preferably while dressed as The Village People.

"Dude, i'm not going to shave for a month so we can have sweet caterpillar battles."

"Let me go get my leather biker cap, i'm going to battle the shit out of your caterpillar."

by LubedFerret February 28, 2014