caresmatic

Someone who is caresmatic is known to end up being crazy.

Hitler was too caresmatic

by bnaynayy May 25, 2007

Carissa

a fake lying bitch who pretends to be your friend and then they try to turn everyone against you but that doesn’t work so they steal the guy/girl you like

“Wow that girl is such a carissa, she just stole her bestfriends boyfriend without even caring”

by anonymousc3456 August 22, 2018

carisa

code name for a drug head. always tries to eat crack instead of sniffing it. complete pot head and is so stupid that she teaches ENGLISH!!!!

Settle down class i'm eating crack carisa

by badguy56787 January 14, 2009

ChrismaHaunuKwanzaka

Possibly the best holiday ever! also about no contractual obligations...

This is going to be the best ChrismaHaunuKwanzaka ever!

by Jeremy Pearce November 14, 2004

Carissa

Carissa is usually a girls name. Carissa tends to be an extremely fake and unpredictable person. She will also flirt with anything that moves and says like way too much. She is pretty much a tool.

Person 1: Guys here comes Carissa...
Person 2: I think I hear my mom calling see you later...
Carissa: Hey guuuys...Like whats like up like!
Everyone: *puzzled look*

by sparkythepig October 10, 2011

Chrismas

A gift, a prize, something you didnt know you wanted until you saw the "package". Something very special that "comes" only if you're very good.

OMG!! That Buckley dude is Soooooo damn Chrismas!! w0oT!!

by SinfullySweet June 18, 2004

chrismahanaquanzekah

Every Winter Holiday combined into one!

have a happy merry chrismahanaquanzekah

by Jaebird October 18, 2008