caleb and crystal

the most top-tier couple, the literal definition of “meant to be”

“hey girl, did you see caleb and crystal yesterday?”
“yeah girl, they’re definitely the next barack and michelle obama”

by the rock’s diamond June 14, 2022

GHETTO CALEB

THE GHETTO CALEB WITH 2 BIG BLACK BALLS AND A 51 INCH SCHLONG THAT CAN DESTROY A NA DEL

YOU KNOW A GHETTO CALEB IS AROUND WHEN YOU HEAR "YOU'S A HOE" PLAY

SMOKIN' CIGARETTES

GHETTO CALEB STOP SMOKIN' MY CIGARETTES

by GHETTO BRET BALLS March 31, 2021

Dodge Caliber

The best car, and only car that should be on the road. Get ready to redline this fucker and have your rods shoot out of the hood like fucking projectile missiles. 0-60 in about 3 hours. Not the best car for the obese as hills are a substantial challenge for this 4 banger. If you drive behind this car it’s best practice to give them plenty of room as there’s no telling when this piece of shit will decide to total itself.

Hey mark what’s that big garbage can doing in your driveway?

Oh that’s my dodge caliber!

Have you been taking your meds?

by YeahMark June 18, 2023

Dodge caliber

Station wagon driven mostly by the elderly although it is also a top choice among a small sect of people who want to go fast but can not aford the type of car which can actually go fast. This small group of people may modify the station wagon by adding cheap nock-off after market parts and detailing the past with colored sharpies.

That dodge caliber a nice car for such an old lady.

Look at that idiot, he thinks that dodge caliber is a sports car...

by 6299100* December 26, 2016

caleb

if you meet a guy named caleb you are extremely lucky. He will always be there for you, and will always give you great advise. He is musically talented, but he doesnt show off. He makes an amazing friend or boyfriend. He is very adorable and has a great sense of humor, and has great musical taste.

wow look how devoted he is to her, he must be named caleb.

by C lover March 5, 2011

Caleb

Caleb- The best guy in the world. The kinda guy where it's love at first site . Although, Calebs are shy and may not make it obvious about their feelings , they are the kind of guy you can trust with your heart. Caring, yet settles for less than what he should because he isn't confident in himself

awee, he's such a Caleb

by LiveLoveLife <3 August 25, 2011

Caleb

Caleb is a really funny man. He an be annoying to some people, but if he likes you then he'll be super-nice. He is the best person in the world and I would just like to say, Caleb, will you go out with me?

Caleb, you are the best person in the world.

by Lily Rocshae May 1, 2011